It’s one thing to run a blackhat seo community, rank for pretty much everything blackhat related, or at least everything worth ranking for, be it blackhat blog, blackhat domains or blackhat forum, my new community is up there with the best, if not then it’s above all the best. I get people asking me if i’m worried about competing with so many ‘blackhats’, if i’m worried they’ll ‘hack’ my sites? What a load of bull shit. Let me explain.

Blackhat SEOs don’t hack each other, funny thing is we tend to respect each other more than other competitors do in different niches. I’m sure each one of us wants to rank the highest but at the end of the day it’s not just about ranking for us, it’s about the respect we get from others in our general community, it’s about making money, and we all know you don’t have to rank #1 for shit to make money. I’ve laid low for a few years now, watched so many people rise and fall, so many BHs make it while so many others land in the gutter. I’ve seen communities evolve and new ones come to life, I watched BHW turn from being a once decent forum to a now spam infested one run by some top notch guys who just can’t seem to steer it in the right direction.

BlackHat SEOs are sometimes mistaken for BlackHat Hackers, something only a complete fool would do. I don’t even label myself as a BlackHat, I work hard at developing my own ways of ranking, but most importantly, it’s more about earning money online, and that believe it or not has very little to do with ranking in the SERPs.

So to make a bold statement and answer a lot of peoples questions, yes I make enough money to have bought a $22 muffin last week, yes I will make sure SZ becomes the most popular blackhat everything and NO, I could care less who the fuck is after me or upset because i rank higher in the SERPs, I can take anything anyone has to dish out at me, plus the last group of people I have to worry about are BlackHat SEOs/hackers, come on now, like we have nothing better to do that be at each others throats, we would rather pin up loud mouthed so called “White Hat” SEOs for target practice you know?

That’s right, naked sushi, I mean really where do I come up with this crap. Ok so i didn’t not this time, what after the whale sperm trip and the sort of spam comments I got as a result i think i’ll lay off the dumb titles for a bit. I was contacted by a friend to cook up a logo, a sushi related logo, a naked sushi related logo at that! He had me slap up an Eat in China logo not too long ago, now he added to his menu and wants the logo changed.

What did he add to his menu? Naked women. That’s right, really hot naked women that lay on a table covered in sushi while customers at his restaurant eat off their sizzling bodies.

Hot right? I’m definitely paying him a visit later this week, and I know what i’m going to order, naked wome…uhhh…naked sushi!

So anyway, the logo was not supposed to be changed all that much just have the word naked sushi added in there somewhere, he’ll only have it up till he decides on whether he’s gonna keep the naked sushi clad women on the menu or not. So here’s the logo, what do you guys think? Simple? Modernish? The fork was his idea although I wanted to go with chopsticks to make it feel more Chinese like, his restaurant is a trendy modern one so I guess it goes well with it.

Anyway if anyone is interested in naked sushi recipes, you’ll find one below;

Ingredients

• some sushi
• a hot female body (Asian, African American or Caucasian you’re free to choose the color)
• 3 cups sumeshi
• 1 cucumber
• 4 oz cream cheese
• 6 jalapeño peppers or a bunch of sliced jalapeños from a jar
• a leaf of some sort, big enough to fit some sushi on top of

Cooking Directions

1. Cook sushi rice.
2. Cut cucumber into sticks.
3. Slice jalapeños… but be careful! Don’t get the oils in your eyes! Discard the stem.
4. Roll the sushi, using a few sticks of cucumber, some cream cheese, and a sliced jalepeño
5. place sushi on leaf
6. place leaf on the womans body
7. If you’re really hardcore when it comes to your naked sushi smother the naked ladies body with some sushi rice and eat right off the body.

And there you have it, a naked sushi photo, a naked sushi logo, a naked sushi recipe and one very hungry dude who’s gonna get some naked sushi this week!

So what are Google Blowers? It’s simple really, google blowers are Google fan boys and girls that suck off google for better rankings. So called WhiteHat SEO’s that read the google manual while on the shitter. Yes, Google Blowers are people we know in every day life that use terms such as, “I googled this and that”, “Google it” and such bull crap. Do you have any idea how fucked up Google Search Results really are? Like do you have any idea what so ever? You probably don’t even fucking know how Google works. Ok, that’s fair enough, let me explain how this pos search engine works to you google blowers, and the rest of you none google blowers, it’s simple.

First, bob sits on his PC, yes Google is so gay they still use PC, but that’s besides the point, so Bob sits down and starts using Yahoo and other well known search engines to note the top search results for certain keywords then passes the results onto Bill.

Bill sifts through the sites and awards them a green bar, scaled 1 to 10 on the colors it uses and how many typos the site consists of, Bill is gay, so the more reds, yellows, and greens you clash, the more likely he is to award you a higher ranked green bar! When he’s done he passes that shit onto Matt.

Matt the evil cyborg goes through these sites, he’s super gay so if he doesn’t like your websites colors he’ll just ban the shit out of you, if you use a word more than twice on the same page, which pretty much means even I am fucked there, he bans the shit out of you. If you tell you friend to link to you, and you link to your friend back, because your such great friends, matt the evil cyborg breaks your friendship up, by banning the shit out of both of you. Anyway, when Matt is done banning half the decent sites because of his lack of color coordination and grammar skills, he passes the shit sites that are left to Raja.

Raja is an indian Google outsources a lot of their shit work to. He calls up the owners of these sites and goes (in a very indian like accent) “Hello sir, I am Raja and I work for the big G, I like big butts and fried rice with curry, I will offer this once and once only, buy adwords or I shit in your face and ban your shit from our shit?” If you fall for this and buy adwords, Raja leaves your site alone, if you hang up or call him a prick, paki (which he’s not) or indian shit hole, he will indeed shit in your face, and ban the shit out of you. Which is sad, I mean imagine getting pwnd by an Indian curry eating dude named Raja who works for the ‘Big G’. So when he’s done shitting curry scented pellets over you he passes what’s left of the crap sites onto the final obstacle, the man of the hour, the one who decided where the remaining shit sites rank and how they rank. Baboon.

Yes, it is he who can’t talk and runs around butt naked with a red ass that decides where you, the hard working web individual ranks. You can pretty much guess how Baboon picks who ranks where right, simply shoves his finger up his arse hole and points?

Anyway, that’s how Google ranks your site, it’s all true, I never Lie, ever. Ok so don’t get me wrong, i don’t hate Google, not at all, just having a little fun really but isnt it true? Googles rankings have gone to the shitter lately? I don’t know if someone added some shit to their algo but boy are the search results full of crap these days. So sad, but hey, at least we see the funny side to it all! Baboon or no baboon, Google has earned this entire blog post dedication, like 5minutes of my time, more so than what most people get today. From me to the big G, thanks for making my life so fucking amusing. Can you say link bait aha ha ha h…a?

That’s right boys and girls, time to get down and dirty. I’m going to introduce you all to the Whale Sperm theory! Now, it’s all about BlackHat SEO so don’t get all confused and scared off by the title, read on, this is tres educational. Ok, so how can whale sperm, of all sperm on earth be remotely related to SEO, here’s your answer; It’s fucking not, it’s related to BlackHat sperm. Sort of. It’s actually related to link bait, and all things BlackHat, controversy, mixing it up, ranking for things you should not rank for, scraping traffic.

They say artists are insane, they say inventors have to be mad to come up with the things they do, I say BlackHat SEOs have to be equally as insane, and equally as mad to come up with this shit. Blackhatters would do just about anything to rank, just not hack. That’s right, they’ll talk about Whale Sperm, whale sex, maybe even whale vagina’s and whale titties but hacking they wont do. It’s all about ethics, we have some left you know?

So BlackHat SEO is all about creativity, doing things you’re sure other people wont even think of. Did you know whale sperm is used for some shampoo products? No? Who knows, you could be covering yourself in whale sperm everyday without knowing it, your hubby could be smelling your hair, going, aww smells so good, and in truth its the same as shoving whale penis up his nose and him enjoying it. Which brings me to my next question, do whales have a penis anyway? I didn’t think so, who knows.

Ok so enough with the whale sperm shit, this was just a simple example of how to (or better yet how not to) rank for not so competitive keywords. Theres a smart way and a stupid way, this is an easy stupid way, like why on earth would i want my blog to rank for whale sperm you know? Oh well, the things we do for education, the sacrifices we make, it’s all good though.

Drinks consumed at the time of creating this post : 4 beers, 3 glasses of red wine and a shot of wild turkey plus lack of sleep, so forgive me Buddha, for I have failed you!.

Matthew Buchanan has come up with the most amazing simple yet clever little snippet of javascript that would remove one CSS rule every tenth of a second. you have to check this  really cool video of a page being “built” one CSS rule at a time, basically how a page comes to life, how it’s created. this was simply amazing, a really cool idea ! Had to post this!

Everyone knows the basics of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and how to market a website, but do you know enough to make a decent living off it? Things such as original content, well designed/coded websites and strong authority backlinks are things we all know about, but at www.shoutingzone.com the blackhat forum there contains things you have probably never heard about, like some amazing traffic boosting tips, marketing tricks and so much more!

The great thing about this blackhat seo site is that it combines all aspects of webmastering, from marketing to seo to design, coding and even domaining.  For a free forum it’s jam packed with real seo information! Unlike other well known webmaster and blackhat forums, ShoutingZone prides on the quality of it’s content and the accuracy of the information posted, which makes it one of the coolest places to learn about SEO, Design, Programming, domains and even how to market your website online! Go register now!

This was amazing! Watshit wrote an article about Real Estate Virtual Assistant scams and it seems to have taken off, it’s been blogged about on over 50 blogs since a few hours ago, and it’s only spreading faster. Not only has watshit and inLip picked up on it (Real Estate Virtual Assistant Scam Snippet here too) and it has even reaches TX and Detroit, MI info blogs!

This could be a few bad apples emailing watshit about the accusations, but until proven innocent online, YOU ARE GUILTY. There’s no room for error online because being scammed online is bad news, you can kiss your money good by if that does happen to you.

Kim Hughes will soon realize what has been released and we’re only hoping she can clear her name, otherwise, this will turn into a snowball effect type thing, and her business (scam service?) will be turned inside out.

- Jason 

It was great to see a lot of you guys at the fight a while back, meant a lot to me, thanks for the friendly emails I received a few days after. 2 rounds and he was out cold, I was surprised myself to say the least. Anyway I’m traveling again so I’ll catch you guys when I can, you know how to get ahold of me if you need me, YIM or email!

Till the fight and i’m really feeling the pressure. I twisted my ankle today so who knows, if I blog tomorrow and the day after that means I missed the fight, if I vanish again, either I got hit by a drunk driver again or went and got my ass kicked Wish me luck.

You’d think I dropped off the face of the earth, you’d be partially right. After a few weeks training extra hard, and then a couple rounds with that Yugoslavian brick wall of a boxer Strahinia I took a few weeks off. Sure I won the fight in round 4 but man was it tough. For a middle weight he sure landed rock solid jabs and hooks, he was slow and I guess I figured that out in the second round when he started letting his guard down due to fatigue.

So again, i’m slightly back, I have another fight next week but i’m fairly confident i’ll win, never the less i’ll need to workout so, i’ll vanish for a while again and keep you posted. For those who want to come and watch the fight email me and i’ll send you tickets.

mikekannne@yahoo.com